
The thing about doing predictions, as we say here: they are always regrettable. Despite that, I feel like I had a pretty good run of things yesterday (apart from the Shodai prediction, and we’ll deal with that soon enough), so I’m back to do it again. You might say I’m drunk with power, and you’d be right. Is it better than being drunk with alcohol? I’m not sure, let’s have a monoii. Someone find Bruce and let us know where he has hidden all of the Kokugikanfukuneko 80 year whiskey.
Is it perverted for us to follow the Miyagino drama on a daily basis? While the Ichimon figures out what to do with the stable and allegedly have been kicking around a variety of ideas which may or may not be compelling and/or agreeable, the rikishi of the beleaguered heya have now posted a collective 6-9 showing, with Hakuoho 2-0 and facing makushita’s juryo flunky Yuma on Day 3.
Day 3 Matches
Takerufuji (2-0) vs Roga (2-0): Roga has won their only matchup. He confounded my expectations yesterday but Takerufuji continues to impress. If all these Ozeki are going to continue to be disgusting then perhaps we can hope for a Maegashira 17 yusho again. Remember those days? They were fun. And weird. And people washed their grocery items before bringing them in the house. OK, let’s not have any more Maegashira 17 yusho.
Myogiryu (2-0) vs Endo (0-2): Two veterans in contrasting fortune and form. Honestly, Endo seems lethargic, I don’t know what’s going on with him. Myogiryu leads this rivalry 12-10, with all 22 bouts coming in the top division. It’s a legitimate question to ask whether the next time they meet will also be in makuuchi. Myogiryu looks better but Endo simply has to win this. I’m sitting on the fence peering through my fingers with one eye closed, it might not be pretty.
Nishikifuji (0-2) vs Daiamami (0-2): I’m not sure Daiamami could beat a drum right now, so of course he’ll probably win this. These guys have an even rivalry at 4 apiece and this match looks like it might take place in the ticket queue for the Natsu Juryo Barge. Nishikifuji’s won the last four so I’ll tempt fate and tip him to take this.
Ryuden (2-0) vs Kitanowaka (0-2): Ryuden’s making me look good with these predictions! All of his trademark tenacity was on show on Day 2, whereas Kitanowaka certainly flopped when I thought he’d have a better time. If Ryuden’s going to be disturbed at this rank, he’s looking like he needs a feisty pusher to get in his grill and really disturb his mawashi game. I don’t know that Kitanowaka has the wherewithal right now to deliver that kind of approach, so I’ll tip the electric dragon to go 3-0.
Churanoumi (1-1) vs Shimazuumi (0-2): Shimazuumi didn’t really put up any kind of meaningful defence against Sadanoumi and I don’t think that bodes well against a high-effort opponent like Churanoumi. These guys have split their six previous encounters evenly. Picking on form you’d say Churanoumi is the favourite here.
Ichiyamamoto (1-1) vs Shonannoumi (1-1): Both of these guys massively shocked me yesterday, none more than Ichiyamamoto who not only was not outclassed but did the outclassing by sending his opponent back to class. He’s won two out of three against Shonannoumi, although Shonannoumi won the more recent encounter. I just feel like if Ichiyamamoto can’t get the thrusting going he’s always going to have a tough time.
Sadanoumi (2-0) vs Mitakeumi (1-1): Mitakeumi made me look smart yesterday for all the wrong reasons. These guys should know each other plenty well from within their related heya, Mitakeumi has a 6-3 advantage but it’s actually a little surprising to me that he’s won the two most recent encounters after his post-Ozeki downfall. Sadanoumi’s going to look to wrap him up and get in under the arms but it’s quite possible that Mitakeumi is a rather awkward opponent for that, due to his body shape. I’ll give Mitakeumi the benefit of the doubt here, provided he’s somewhat genki.
Hokutofuji (0-2) vs Shodai (1-1): Thanks to both of these guys for not making me look smart. First of all, Shodai completely failed to show up for his bout against Ichiyamamoto, which I just find absolutely shocking because on ability he should be completely dominating this area of the banzuke. I’m not brand new, I know you can’t trust Shodai but it was crazy to see him get completely outgunned. Hokutofuji did fulfil my analysis even if he didn’t actually win. I’m going to do something stupid like saying I think Shodai will win again. Hokutofuji has to win from the tachiai, that’s my only caveat. If he can’t get the better of Shodai there, then I think this is Shodai’s match to lose. The form table would agree: Shodai’s won 12 of 16 against Hokutofuji, including their most recent encounter.
Kotoshoho (1-1) vs Takayasu (2-0): Kotoshoho did well to fend off Mitakeumi, but I think this is an altogether tougher challenge. Takayasu looks like he’s in good shape right now, and if he’s on good wheels then watch out. Kotoshoho is technically gifted, but Takayasu is technically gifted and also has the street smarts on the dohyo from his years of experience that I’m not sure the Sadogatake man can match. I think this is Takayasu’s to lose and I wouldn’t be surprised if he leads with a forearm blast.
Kinbozan (1-1) vs Onosho (2-0): Onosho just continues to get the job done, while Kinbozan overextended himself and really looked messy on Day 2. Kinbozan is a tough rikishi to believe in. I know the same accusation can be leveled at Onosho due to his consistency problems but I think he should win this. Both men have taken a match off the other in the two previous meetings.
Tamawashi (0-2) vs Gonoyama (0-2): It’s too early to suggest anyone’s going to have a crisis but at 0-3, you’re not going to want to be the loser of this. Gonoyama won the only previous meeting of these two pusher-thrusters in Nagoya last year. Tamawashi just looks low on energy, so in a match of similar styles I’m going to tip the Osaka man to make it two on the spin against the veteran.
Midorifuji (1-1) vs Tsurugisho (1-1): Midorifuji has a very good record against Tsurugisho at 5-2. Tsurugisho is unbelievably strong, as evidenced by his disposal of Kinbozan on Day 2, but he suffers from mobility problems which are not going to be helpful against a chaos agent like Midorifuji. Curiously, Midorifuji seems to like to go for underarm throws against the big man so we could be in for some bowling action. Can he pickup the spare by knocking out a shimpan?
Onosato (2-0) vs Hiradoumi (1-1): I really thought Hiradoumi would do better against Takanosho but he just got overwhelmed. Speaking of overwhelmed, Onosato’s matches look like he’s taking on guys from several divisions below him at the moment. I think Hiradoumi will bring some more fire to the contest than Onosato is used to seeing, but considering his game revolves around getting both arms inside, it’s tough to see where Onosato is going to give up the lane for him to do that. Onosato seems to lead with an overwhelming tachiai oshi-attack and then switch to the belt if that’s not good enough. He didn’t need the belt yesterday and I suspect he won’t again here. I’ll tip the phenom to run his score up to 3-0.
Oho (1-1) vs Tobizaru (1-1): Some apologies are due to Oho. After the first day, I said his loss was more down to him losing than the opponent winning. I kind of want to put his win on day 2 down to his opponent losing more than him winning. But he got the job done, and was able to relentlessly execute his pushing attack. Tobizaru is such a tough customer. These guys haven’t met in a couple years, Tobizaru won the only prior match. Oho has to win this kind of match to give himself any chance of hanging around the joi but it’s hard for me to tip against Tobizaru here, so I won’t.
Takanosho (1-1) vs Wakamotoharu (2-0): Both of these guys were really, really impressive on Day 2. Wakamotoharu is going to try and land the early belt grip while Takanosho wants to move forward with both arms inside. Wakamotoharu is experienced and knows these matches against the rank and file are crucial, especially now that the guys around him have all dropped poor results. Takanosho has beaten him all three times they’ve met, but those were all in the lower divisions and Wakamotoharu is a much stronger rikishi now. I think he’ll put dirt on Takanosho for the first time and stay unbeaten.
Daieisho (0-2) vs Abi (2-0): Well, I didn’t see that coming from Daieisho. We saw on Day 2 what happens when he goes up against a pusher-thruster who’s in better shape than him, and the bad news for him is he now gets an even better pusher-thruster who’s in better shape and more impressive form in Abi. I did call Abi’s upset win on Day 2. The angle of attack is crucial in this match because Daieisho tends to thrust at an upward angle which could be effective against a tall rikishi like Abi who presents a good target. These guys have a very even rivalry at 11-10 in Daieisho’s favour. I fancy Abi to even the count in this Saitama Derby.
Atamifuji (1-1) vs Hoshoryu (1-1): The numbers suggested perhaps Hoshoryu might have some issues yesterday but I always just felt he was the overwhelming favourite against someone whose style played into his hands. Atamifuji has also caused him some problems historically. On the one hand I felt he was very impressive to beat Kirishima, but on the other hand you can look into the future and see him getting rolled off the dohyo by a table-turning throw from the Ozeki. I would like to see Atamifuji defy logic here, but I think again this is the Ozeki’s match to lose.
Kirishima (0-2) vs Ura (1-1): OK, well, there goes the yusho call for Kirishima. I feel like when nothing is going your way, the last guy you want to see is Captain Kooky, the friendly contortionist in the sakura loincloth who’s come to embarrass everyone. Ura is the reason why no one really wants this AI future: because humans are at their best when they can be creative and unpredictable. So why bother even predicting this? Let’s just enjoy it.
Nishikigi (1-1) vs Kotonowaka (1-1): Kotonowaka’s first loss as an Ozeki will have come as some shock, even though it was to a seasoned opponent. He’s not going to have it all his own way. That being said, Nishikigi doesn’t have an especially good record against him at 2-5. Nishikigi’s solid, calm, dependable sumo is a great counterpoint to some opponents who bring rough edges, but Kotonowaka might be the closest Ozeki we’ve seen in terms of style to Kisenosato since he vacated the rank. I think Kotonowaka will want to set the record straight and bounce back with a win in this one.
Takakeisho (1-1) vs Meisei (1-1): Meisei has had mixed results against the Sekiwake and now starts his run through the Ozeki with Daieisho’s loss to Oho making Meisei’s lone win now seem a little less impressive. Meisei is a capable pusher-thruster, but I do think he’s better when he’s able to get at least one arm inside and hustle his opponent. Takakeisho’s whole thing is that he’s not interested in close contact, so I’d make the Ozeki a narrow favourite to pick up a very important win.
Terunofuji (1-1) vs Asanoyama (1-1): The Yokozuna has won all six prior meetings, although they haven’t met in a year and in that time his fitness has raised renewed question marks. This was a bout that before the tournament I raised as a potential kinboshi. The problem for Asanoyama is he has to be better than the Yokozuna while taking him on at his strength, because Asanoyama is an even more extreme yotsu-zumo rikishi than the Yokozuna. Historically, he has not been better strength-to-strength, and if he even tries to take him on with some rough sumo, the Yokozuna’s also better than him at that. So it really just boils down to Terunofuij’s fitness. I’m not totally convinced on that front whether he can last the 15 days, despite his angry despatching of Ura on Day 2, and I think this will be much more stern examination of his durability and chances of going the distance.

