NSK Mulls Promotion Rule Changes

According to a draft report leaked today, the Japan Sumo Association is considering changes to its promotion rules, which have frequently been criticized as too vague and subjective. If the proposed changes move ahead, gone will be the days of speculating about what it might take for a wrestler to be promoted to Ozeki or Yokozuna after the next tournament; instead, the rules will be clearly spelled out.

Specifically, promotion to Ozeki will require 33 wins over 3 basho, all ranked in san’yaku, with double-digit wins in each basho, canonizing what many sumo fans already believe are the promotion criteria into hard-and-fast rules. As a consequence, Wakatakakage’s 9-6 at M1e in January would mean that we could put an end to any speculation about his Ozeki chances in May. Similarly, promotion to Yokozuna will require two consecutive championships at the rank of Ozeki, removing the pesky “yusho equivalent” clause that is the source of constant debate and confusion.

In a proposal likely to be viewed as the most controversial, the criteria would be applied retroactively. Of the current Ozeki, only Takakeisho met the new criteria during his run. Mitakeumi, who recorded only 9 wins in the first basho of his run, would keep his rank, but only by virtue of his 11-4 performance in March, while Shodai would be stripped of his rank. Similarly, the date of Yokozuna Terunofuji’s promotion would be changed from July 2021 to November, when he finally reached two consecutive yusho after becoming Ozeki. Ranks of retired Ozeki and Yokozuna would also be subject to review; for instance, Goeido would have his highest career rank changed to Sekiwake.

Another section of the report addresses banzuke movements below the top two ranks. It proposes that the current system of drawing up the rankings during a meeting of elders should be replaced by a computer algorithm, at long last bringing sumo in line with other major sports. “This is not the early 1900s,” reads the report, “and the rankings at the heart of our sport should not be subjectively decided during a sake-soaked meeting by group of men who spent their careers hitting each other in the head.”

NSK PR director Shibatayama was not available for comment. Reached at his residence in Ramat Gan, Israel, Moti Dichne, better known to sumo fans as Kintamayama, said, “Oh man, I guess this spells the end of Guess The Banzuke. Even if the NSK keeps the algorithm secret, the Sumo Forum nerds will reverse-engineer it in no time. It’s already bad enough when they talk about where someone should be ranked ‘by the numbers’. And to think, we’ve kept the game running for almost 25 years!”

Sumo News Update: April Fool’s Edition

Haru basho is over, Juryo promotions have been announced, so we’re going to have a quiet, slow news day while we get ready for Natsu, right? WRONG. Let’s give Andy time to think up some great fake headline about Will Smith deciding to tie on a mawashi and turn pro, seeking a one-time age exemption from the Kyokai. Nope. Not going to happen. Instead, we get real news. The Kyokai announced a few scheduling items of interest for the summer.

  1. Tickets for the Nagoya tournament will be made available for a 100% capacity of 7,448 people. It will be the first tournament since Hatsu 2020 to be fought with no restrictions on crowd capacity. At this point I’ve not seen news on relaxing other restrictions, such as limits on cheering, mandatory mask-wearing, etc. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for any further updates.
  2. Jungyo will return after the Nagoya basho! So this means that infamous promotional tour will wind its way from Nagoya to Tokyo in August. Again, I’ll post updates when the dates are announced.
  3. The Sandanme division is being reduced from 100 ranks to 90, with a possible further reduction to 80. Wrestlers who turn pro and earn the privilege of starting in Sandanme will begin their careers ranked Sandanme 90.
  4. Finally, the Sumo Kyokai has updated their Japanese website. It is an upgrade on the mobile responsiveness and the overall design appears to be more modern. To compare with the former look-and-feel, visit the English site. There are also a few more features on the new site, my favorite part is the horoscope page. Apparently, April 1 is going to be great if you’re an Aries, Leo, or Sagittarius. I’m going to have a rather “meh” day and am not as active because I’m stressed. And I need a lucky UV mask. I wonder…what’s a UV mask?

I am going to have some fun with these horoscopes. The lucky colors are the most fascinating to me because the colors are wild. Aside from my rather hum-drum “gold” lucky color, some of these others have very interesting names, like Usukobai which appears to be a light pink. If we could accumulate a database of shimekomi colors using this, that would be a dream come true. Getting the story behind the names and any secret connections to sumo would be cool.

New Juryo for Natsu

The NSK has been stingy with sekitori promotions again—there are only two. Both Ms1s posted 4-3 records and will be fighting in the salaried ranks in May. Chiyoarashi returns after spending a single basho in Makushita; quite a contrast with his previous gap between Juryo appearances, which lasted over eight years! And Tochimaru (pictured) makes his sekitori debut after toiling in the lower divisions for a decade and being passed over last time.

The two clear corresponding demotions are J14w Kotoyusho (4-11) and J12e Hakuyozan (4-11). The lack of other promotions means that J10w Churanoumi (5-10) and J14e Takakento (7-8) survive with records that certainly put them on the demotion bubble. Missing out on promotion is Ms3e Nishikawa (4-3), who I thought would go up, as well as Ms4e Tsushimanada (4-3) and Ms5w Hokuseiho (5-2), who seemed like long shots.

Haru 2022: Jonokuchi Yusho

After two long weeks of grueling bouts, Wakatakakage lifted the Emperor’s Cup for the first time in dramatic fashion. However, that was merely one of several championships decided on senshuraku. Here we turn our eyes to the future of Ozumo where down in the lowest division, Kototebakari, on the left in the video below, claimed the yusho in his debut tournament. His opponent was his stablemate, Kotokenryu, lined up on the right.

Both men locked in immediately on their opponent’s mawashi. Tebakari missed with his right hand but wrapped up Kotokenryu’s left arm under the armpit. He couldn’t find the leverage necessary to execute a throw but his opponent’s lapse in concentration allowed him to switch grips to his belt. From there, the bout was all Kototebakari as he advanced for a strong yorikiri force-out.

I would feel a bit remiss to exclude another successful debutant in Kanzaki, who won the yusho in the third division. His success at Asanoyama’s alma mater afforded him privileged entry in sandanme, debuting at the same rank that Asanoyama did but in Goeido’s Takekuma beya. Also, you may recognize Kotetsu from our coverage of the Jonokuchi yusho race in January. He lost on Day 2 to Nakashima, the eventual yusho winner. This weekend, he won the Jonidan yusho and is on his way back to Sandanme. Then there’s a couple other winners, Kinbozan, who won his debut yusho a few months ago…and then some other bloke named Ryuden.