The Jungyo is over. All the rikishi are gathered at Kyushu at their respective heya’s lodgings. The banzuke is out, some of the people you saw in the reports wearing a white sekitori’s mawashi have dropped to Makushita. And some of those you saw serving sekitori are now getting their own tsukebito. But I want to keep posting my Jungyo reports, and complete the journey – unless, of course, you think it’s a waste of bandwidth and sleep. Let me know in the comments!

🌐 Location: Matsuyama, Ehime
🚫 Scandal level: 0
We have a lot of video action today. But first, take a look at Umizaru (“Sea Monkey”):
He is from Miyagino beya, and serves as Enho’s tsukebito for this Jungyo (Enho’s regular tsukebito are Takemaru and Kenyu, but Umizaru is a native of Kyoto, one of this Jungyo’s locations, so he was assigned temporarily).
Umizaru’s main claim to fame is the gag that has been doing the rounds in the sumo world: he is said to be the third brother to Hidenoumi and Tobizaru, and thus his Shikona is a melding of theirs.
Even I fell for this story – mostly because Tobizaru is always happy to endorse it. In fact, it fooled even Abema TV, who put that little piece of fake news on their trivia blurb on Hidenoumi. Hidenoumi wasn’t impressed.
It’s a lie. The Iwasaki brothers – Hidenoumi and Tobizaru – come from Tokyo, and Umizaru, as we know, from Kyoto.
But don’t you think his eyes look a bit like Tobizaru’s?
Anyway, on to the action of the day:
On the side lines, Nishikigi uses Yutakayama for a teppo pole:
錦木さんが豊山と戯れたい。 pic.twitter.com/5fjyqvk3XJ
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
Yutakayama has really been abused this Jungyo. He should consider some breastplates.
Mitakeumi is having a mock bout with Enho in the hana-michi.
御嶽海×炎鵬が、花道上で延々と組み稽古。 pic.twitter.com/5Z4CyQAlCd
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
On the dohyo, Endo vs. Shohozan:
<秋巡業@松山市>幕内力士による稽古。遠藤と松鳳山。#sumo #相撲 pic.twitter.com/NHZImL1bS6
— 日本相撲協会公式 (@sumokyokai) October 25, 2018
Ryuden surprises Kisenosato:
<秋巡業@松山市>幕内力士による稽古。竜電と稀勢の里。#sumo #相撲 pic.twitter.com/dRIwp00xl4
— 日本相撲協会公式 (@sumokyokai) October 25, 2018
He’ll have a chance to try that in honbasho soon…
Fast forward to the Juryo bouts, and we have Enho vs. Gokushindo.
炎鵬が極心道を吊ったわ。極心道、にっこにこ。いい顔してるわ。 pic.twitter.com/QDjMsPrtyF
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
Whoa. Enho is trying to channel Tochinoshin.
Gagamaru is goofing around excessively. He interferes with Rikishi going down the hana-michi. He leans on Tobizaru – waiting to give him his water – as he goes up the dohyo, and then instead of throwing the salt on the dohyo, throws it at Tobizaru. Also does a tachiai in jikan-mae. Then he has this exchange with his opponent, Wakatakakage:
GAGA、花道で下がる力士の通せんぼしてから、呼び上げられたから立ち上がるのに水つけの翔猿の手を借り、撒くための塩を土俵下の飛猿にかける。おいおい。そいで時間前に立ち合うので驚いた。勝った若隆景に詰め寄ってみる。帰るときはファンサ。GJ GAGA! pic.twitter.com/VOurZ0RcWH
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
“How dare you win! I was supposed to win that. Why, you…”
:-)
Time for the Makuuchi dohyo-iri. Where are Nishikigi’s glasses?
錦木さん、眼鏡を化粧回しの中に埋め込む瞬間。 pic.twitter.com/KSClumB5Ye
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
Aha! Kesho-mawashi are convenient like that. Though interestingly he doesn’t do the same when he participates in the yokozuna dohyo-iri. Probably squatting puts some strain on the frame.
Now take a look at Mitakeumi and Tamawashi throughout this video.
御嶽海が玉鷲の背中にちゅー⁈ ひたすらちょっかいをかけて土俵入り。玉鷲の結び目をちゃちゃいして上がるのを阻止か。 pic.twitter.com/SRUiMN9kpx
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
First Mitakeumi kisses Tamawashi’s back, no less. Then proceeds to caress it, then gets down to Tamawashi’s tush. At some point Tamawashi warns him off, but he still messes with the Eagle’s mawashi knot, and so on, and so forth.
Nishikigi awaits his turn, and… stretches?
錦木さんがひとりで奇怪しなストレッチしてるなーって見てたら操られてた。 pic.twitter.com/4njwX5xoQY
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
No, he doesn’t. It’s a Nishikigi sock puppet. Somebody is operating him from behind!
And as he comes back from his bout, fans ask for attention. Signs the first one an autograph. Waves to the second. Signs for the third… and only then he gets his glasses back.
ファンサ→ファンサ→眼鏡装着。 pic.twitter.com/TbeXSh94VH
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
That is, he did all of the above without actually seeing anything.
Myogiryu shows why he is at the top of the new banzuke:
妙義龍の豪快な吊り。来るとは思わなかった。 pic.twitter.com/YasSjCeNQL
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
Poor Shohozan…
Endo once again matches Abi’s shiko:
And here is the bout itself:
取組も楽しんでる雰囲気。アビエン。 pic.twitter.com/pockGpj3Je
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
Once again, Abi is doing Mawashi sumo, although I feel like diving through my screen, going through the Intertubes, and getting to that dohyo only to shout at Abi to get his freaking ass down. It looks like he is trying to keep it as high as possible. Why?
Shodai vs. Asanoyama:
正代のお尻をぺしん。阿武咲が。 pic.twitter.com/y0j19Hc5fb
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
Shodai drops on top of Onosho. Helps him up – but still gets slapped on the tush on his way back up. Yeah, things you won’t see in honbasho.
Here is the san-yaku soroi-bumi:
松山じゅんぎょの三役揃い踏み。
揃い踏みってた。 pic.twitter.com/6xicrkoINF— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
And a rather entertaining bout between Mitakeumi and Tochinoshin:
なーに遊びを見せてくれるのありがとおおおおおおおお御嶽海×栃ノ心。 pic.twitter.com/5nqQL89qSC
— ハルタ (@727236) October 25, 2018
Signing off with both Tobizaru and Enho together:
Tobizaru: “Have you seen? Somebody at Tachiai decided to make me a pin-up boy!”
Enho: “You? Hahahahaha… that’s rich…”
Tobizaru: “Hey!”
Mitakeumi v Tochinoshin looked like they are practicing their own Shokkiri routine.
My thought as well!
I really did too! It was almost choreographed!
Echo the above comments. Thanks for your reporting.
Of course we want to finish the journey! Herouth, thank you so much for your coverage of the jungyo. As has already been stated, it’s insightful, enriching, and you do such a wonderful job explaining the minutiae of both the sport and the culture. It’s a real gift you give us, and we are all so grateful.