🌐 Location: Kitakyushu, Fukuoka
I hope you will forgive this newsreel for having less content than usual. Today the Tottori police finally handed Harumafuji’s case to the prosecution, and after a few days of having some actual Jungyo news, the press and the media once again focused on the scandal rather than on Sumo.

So, everything today has been picked from Twitter.
First, our sources inform us that there was a clay malfunction today! The dohyo in the Jungyo is made, it turns out, from beer crates, fixed in place, and covered with planks and clay. Somehow something moved, and the clay broke, and morning keiko had to be suspended for quite a while – with fans watching – to do the repairs:

Don’t worry, the rikishi got plenty of workouts. Take this aerobics lesson:
みんなでトレーニング #北九州場所 pic.twitter.com/oZPIl8ixYs
— わ~ちゃん (@wakya33) December 11, 2017
Somebody there is visibly skipping leg day.
Also, weight lifting:

Apparently, Homarefuji wants to join the Isegahama elite no-knees club, currently including Aminishiki, Terunofuji and Terutsuyoshi. So he opted for lifting Mutsukaze, who weighs above 140kg.
Mutsukaze is a member of the Jinku team, by the way. That, and those face hugging sideburns, make him much more worthy of the title “Sumo Elvis” than Chiyotairyu has ever been!
Once keiko resumed, our sources caught a glimpse of Onosho and Takakeisho in a moshi-age (winner invites next opponent) bout:
朝稽古のふてぶてボーイズ #北九州場所 pic.twitter.com/QXF7RiVIOE
— えり (@teru_tatan418) December 11, 2017
In the shitaku-beya, rikishi were taking naps. Take a look at these two:

This photo was actually taken by Amakaze. Apparently, these two lovebirds stole his zabuton, his pillow and his favorite elephant blanket, which Ryuden held hostage:
竜ちゃんやんちゃ!(;゜∇゜)
錦木パイセンチラ見寝( ・∇・)
結果かわゆい(*´∇`*) pic.twitter.com/u72NRGbdB4— 天風 健人 (@AmakaZe_K) December 11, 2017
Sorry for the neck ache. That’s what happens when you let a rikishi use a camera (yeah, that’s actually Amakaze filming, and desperately shouting at Ryuden “Don’t spill it!”, “Wait, don’t, don’t!”).
To end the entertainment part of this slightly wacky newsreel, here is what Satonofuji looks like when he is not holding a bow:

Now here are a few bouts.
Enho vs. Terao, who still tries tsuppari…
炎鵬vs寺尾 #北九州場所 pic.twitter.com/Zu9y8cHkr2
— わ~ちゃん (@wakya33) December 11, 2017
Takagenji vs. Osunaarashi:
貴源治vs大砂嵐 #北九州場所 pic.twitter.com/nGWwX88jHh
— わ~ちゃん (@wakya33) December 11, 2017
Edit: The Musubi-no-ichiban finally materialized!
Hakuho 5 – Kakuryu 3. The tie is finally broken.
Tomorrow the Jungyo is on hiatus, and then everybody is going to Okinawa!







