
No kyujo news. In Juryo, Fujiseiun heads a group of five undefeated. He’s joined by Sadanoumi, Meisei, Wakanosho and Dewanoryu. Also, maezumo started today. Oshima-beya’s Kyokugosei looks pretty strong, shoving out Chiyoryusei, a young lad who’s been plagued by injury but is making another go of it.
Day Three NHK videos are here.
Makuuchi Action
Oshoumi (2-1) defeated Hatsuyama (0-3). Oshoumi immediately got a left arm overarm grip and guided Hatsuyama back over the bales. Yorikiri.
Asahakuryu (3-0) defeated Ryuden (1-2). Asahakuryu shifted to his left at the tachiai and shoved Ryuden as the latter steamrolled through the dohyo. Asahakuryu followed up with a shove from behind to send Ryuden sprawling into the second row. Okuridashi.
Asanoyama (2-1) defeated Mitakeumi (1-2). Asanoyama locked up Mitakeumi’s mawashi with a left-hand overarm grip. Mitakeumi tried an ill-advised half pull to his left, ceding space to his opponent. Asanoyama quickly pressed forward and ushered Mitakeumi over the bales. Yorikiri.
Asakoryu (1-2) defeated Tomokaze (1-2). Three Takasago-beya bouts, three white stars. Tomokaze retreated with his slapdown attempt but Asakoryu was unfazed. He blitzed Tomokaze and helped him find his way to the hanamichi. Oshidashi.
Shishi (3-0) defeated Tobizaru (1-2). Shishi landed blow after blow against Tobizaru. Tobizaru tried to charge inside but Shishi blasted him with another shove, keeping the Flying Monkey at arms’ length. Bam, Bam, Bam, and Shishi sent Tobizaru flying. He landed in the lap of a woman in the second row. Oshidashi.
NHK decided to break into sumo coverage to show a press conference with the Japanese Prime Minister and South Korean President. Thanks to the live scoreboard at sumo.or.jp, I got to learn who won. I might need to use those NHK videos myself, later.
Abi (3-0) defeated Nishikifuji (2-1). Uwatenage.
Chiyoshoma (2-1) defeated Midorifuji (0-3). Yorikiri.
Kotoshoho (1-2) defeated Roga (1-2). Yorikiri.
If this press conference lasts any longer, I’ll be firing up the VPN.
Gonoyama (1-2) defeated Tokihayate (1-2). Oshidashi.
VPN engaged..ah, Abema, my old friend…久しぶりです
Fujinokawa (2-1) defeated Kinbozan (1-2). Kinbozan laid into Fujinokawa and thrust his head back but Fujinokawa shifted left and slapped Kinbozan down. Tsukiotoshi.
Oshoma defeated Shodai. Oshoma kept up his assault longer than Shodai was willing to bear it. He slammed into Shodai with headbutts, then shoved him with powerful thrusts, slaps, and a fierce nodowa. At the edge, Shodai tried to grab Oshoma’s arm and pull him over the bales but Oshoma just increased the severity of his beat-down until Shodai could take no more. Tsukidashi.
Halftime
…and Abema commercials, let’s check NHK. Press conference is over!! Yay!! So, what did I miss? I noticed these videos were up pretty quickly during the press conference. Sometimes it takes quite a while for them to be posted but today it’s pretty quick.
Abi over Nishikifuji: Nishikifuji actually got the jump on Abi and did really well to force him to the bales. However, Abi used those long arms to get his left hand on Nishikifuji’s mawashi. In an impressive show of strength, Abi then flung Nishikifuji around the ring until he hauled him down. Uwatenage.
Chiyoshoma over Midorifuji: Chiyoshoma was all over Midorifuji like white on rice, as they say. He quickly overpowered Midorifuji, got firm grips with both hands and hauled Midorifuji out. Yorikiri.
Kotoshoho over Roga: Roga shifted left after the tachiai but Kotoshoho followed, wrapped him up and dropped him. Yorikiri.
Gonoyama destroyed Tokihayate, driving him straight back and off the cliff. Oshidashi.
The Live Action
Onokatsu (1-2) defeated Churanoumi (2-1). After a flurry of tsuppari and a long, great yotsu battle, Onokatsu wore Churanoumi down and helped him over the edge of the tawara. Bout of the Day contender. Yorikiri.
NEWS BREAK?!?!?! You still do the usual news break?!?!?!
Hiradoumi (2-1) defeated Tamawashi (1-2). Hiradoumi blitzed the veteran and quickly hauled him backward and over the bales. Yorikiri.
Atamifuji (1-2) defeated Takanosho (0-3). Takanosho forced Atamifuji to the bales but Atamifuji was able to free his left arm, pivot and pull, slapping Takanosho down. Hatakikomi.
Sanyaku
Wakatakakage (2-1) defeated Oho (0-3). Wakatakakage slammed into Oho with incredible speed and power. He used his right hand inside grip and left hand outside to force Oho back and out quickly. Yorikiri.
ANOTHER NEWS BREAK?!?! You’ve got to be kidding me. Thank God this was a quick one. I hope Japan-China relations don’t get much worse. Just think about what it would do to sumo coverage. Peace on Earth!! War on the Dohyo!!
Takayasu (2-1) defeated Daieisho (1-2). We thought the Onokatsu/Churanoumi bout was going to be bout-of-the-day. Not so fast. This fierce brawl was fantastic. At last, Takayasu grabs Daieisho by the arm with both hands and swings him down at the edge. Kainahineri.
Kirishima (3-0) defeated Hakunofuji (2-1). What a thrilling belt battle! Hakunofuji gains the edge and brings Kirishima back. Both men took a tumble from the dohyo as Kirishima refused to step out easily. Gunbai Hakunofuji. Mono-ii? Oh, dear…Hakunofuji’s toe goes over the bales as Kirishima comes down. Meanwhile, Hakunofuji is slow to get up, possibly breaking his nose. Both were out. Judges rule a rematch! Wow, sometimes this sport is cruel. On the rematch, Kirishima pulls along the bales and thrusts Hakunofuji down at the edge. Gunbai Kirishima, no mono-ii. Tsukiotoshi.
Aonishiki (3-0) defeated Ichiyamamoto (0-3). Aonishiki almost played this to Ichiyamamoto’s advantage with the early hazu-oshi. Ichiyamamoto forced Aonishiki back to the edge with his thrusts but Aonishiki was determined. He tried a slapdown and then reached in to grab Ichiyamamoto’s mawashi with his left-hand inside. From there, he charged forward and bulldozed Ichiyamamoto out. Yorikiri.
These last few bouts have been absolute fire. I called for War on the Dohyo and that’s what we’ve been getting.
Kotozakura (3-0) defeated Wakamotoharu (0-3). Wakamotoharu drove forward with his right-hand over-arm grip but Kotozakura twisted and hauled him down at the edge. Gunbai Kotozakura. Mono-ii. They wanted to check if both came out at the same time but Wakamotoharu’s left calf was clearly down. Sukuinage.
Onosato (3-0) defeated Ura (0-3). Why did Onosato pull? Instead of dominating, Onosato charged ahead initially but then pulled. As the two tussled, Ura fell back but grabbed Onosato’s right leg and pulled him down while falling on his backside. Ura immediately spun to check the gunbai and when he saw it pointed to the Yokozuna, he was furious. Mono-ii. Judges ruled both down and demanded another rematch! This one will be controversial, I know. Onosato’s hands were down while Ura was still hovering over the dohyo. In the rematch, Onosato bulled forward and flung Ura into ex-Tochiozan’s lap. Oshitaoshi.
It’s 6:00pm, NHK. This is what you get for interrupting sumo coverage. Sumo coverage interrupts the news. Nya!
Yoshinofuji (1-2) defeated Hoshoryu (2-1). The first upset of this basho goes to Yoshinofuji. He powered into Hoshoryu, blasted him high and then wrapped up his trunk. Hoshoryu twisted and tried to throw Yoshinofuji down but couldn’t disrupt Yoshinofuji’s balance. Yoshinofuji got a grip of Hoshoryu’s thong and plowed straight ahead. Kinboshi with the Yokozuna wedgie kicker. Yorikiri.
Wrap-up
What a wild day. Seeing those Mr. Donut banners before the Hoshoryu bout has me craving a donut. I have a Dr. appointment to check my blood pressure today and today’s absolute chaos just won’t be good for it. Why not pile a donut on top? I deserve it. There aren’t any Mr. Donuts here but I will find a reasonable facsimile. Maybe two.
For tomorrow’s bouts, if there aren’t any more press conferences we should be able to see Shishi fight Asanoyama. Shishi has been fighting well so this could be an interesting matchup. He’s still rather lumbering but he has been feisty. Fujinokawa versus Onokatsu could be another good one, just after the halftime break.
In sanyaku, Kirishima will fight Wakamotoharu and Takayasu will take on the remains of Hakunofuji. Kotozakura will run away from Ichiyamamoto, Aonishiki will be challenged by Oho, Hoshoryu will try to bounce back against Ura and Onosato will try not to give up another kinboshi to Yoshinofuji who walked away with a double-fisted stack of donut money today.

