JME.tv coverage was pre-empted. The Japanese Diet is voting for Prime Minister. Oh, boy, this could be a while. Time to fire up the VPN! Let’s see what’s on Abema.
Oh, Shohozan doing the commentary! Did I mention that I met him? Yes? Well, you’re going to hear that tale again because it was absolutely the highlight of my latest trip to Japan. Shohozan has a restaurant just outside Tokyo. I dragged my son out to Funabashi to try Shohozan’s yakiniku. Shohozan’s meat is great, by the way.

The thing is, he doesn’t just own the place, Shohozan works there. He quickly had me pegged as a sumo fan and challenged me to rock-paper-scissors for a round of drinks, which I won! I am UNDEFEATED against Shohozan! I think I got a lemon hi-ball while my son got a Calpis soda. The meat was great and my son and I had a great time.

We hung around and chatted with Shohozan a bit and checked out the memorabilia he has on display. While leaving, he signed a couple of coasters for my son and I…and then we bumped into Tochinoshin while getting out of the elevator! Bottom line, Funabashi is a quick train ride from downtown Tokyo on the Sobu line and Shohozan’s restaurant is very close to the train station. Go check him out!
The NHK links for today’s bouts are here:
Juryo Part I and Part II, Makuuchi Part I and Part II
Makuuchi Action
Kinbozan (2-0) defeated Asakoryu (0-2). Kinbozan used his size advantage well. He kept Asakoryu in front of him and blasted him with his tsuppari. Asakoryu tried to deflection and misdirection but eventually had to turn his back and Kinbozan shoved him gently over the bales. Okuridashi.
Shishi (2-0) defeated Bushozan (0-2). Shishi dodged Bushozan’s second charge and that seemed to completely eliminate all of Bushozan’s offensive power. Shishi locked him up and walked him out. Yorikiri.
Tokihayate (2-0) defeated Takerufuji (1-1). Tokihayate got inside with both arms. Takerufuji was able to get his left hand on Tokihayate’s belt but missed with the right. Tokihayate took advantage and pivoted Takerufuji toward the bales and drove him out. Yorikiri.
Onokatsu (2-0) defeated Chiyoshoma (1-1). Chiyoshoma did well to start. He took the initiative and tried a katasukashi but Onokatsu resisted. Chiyoshoma had a good left hand grip but Onokatsu worked his right hand inside while at the same knocking Chiyoshoma away. From there, Onokatsu was able to walk Chiyoshoma out. Yorikiri.
Shonannoumi (1-1) defeated Nishikifuji (0-2). Shonannoumi pulled and caught Nishikifuji unprepared. He knocked Nishikifuji off-balance, then followed up and shoved Nishikifuji over the bales. Oshidashi.
Ryuden (1-1) defeated Hokutofuij (1-1). Hokutofuji tried a slapdown but Ryuden maintained his balance and drove an exhausted Hokutofuji back and out. Yorikiri.
Meisei (1-1) defeated Sadanoumi (1-1). Meisei shifted to the side after the tachiai. His inashi caught Sadanoumi off guard. He re-engaged, wrapped up Sadanoumi and drove him over the edge. Yorikiri.
Ichiyamamoto (2-0) destroyed Tamawashi (1-1). Ichiyamamoto drove straight into the Iron Man, who Tsukidashi.
Takayasu (1-1) defeated Takarafuji (0-2). Takayasu blasted Takarafuji at the tachiai. He followed with a pull, yanking on that wounded left arm while pushing Takarafuji’s head down. Oshidashi.
FINALLY!!! The NHK wisely switched back from the Diet vote over to sumo in time for Midorifuji vs Roga. Sorry, Shohozan, switching over.
Roga (1-1) defeated Midorifuji (1-1). Once Roga got Midorifuji moving backwards, the bout was over. Roga followed through by running over Midorifuji at the edge. Yoritaoshi.
Gonoyama (1-1) defeated Mitakeumi (1-1). The bout started with strong tsuppari from both men. Gonoyama charged back inside and forced a yotsu bout. He quickly overwhelmed Mitakeumi and drove him backwards and out. Yorikiri.
Halftime
Takanosho (2-0) defeated Endo (1-1). Takanosho’s forceful blasts overwhelmed Endo. Endo tried to retreat and deflect but Takanosho kept pace and cast Endo from the ring. Oshidashi.
Kotoshoho (1-1) defeated Nishikigi (0-2). Kotoshoho slammed into Nishikigi, drove him straight backward and over the bales. Oshidashi.
Tobizaru (2-0) defeated Churanoumi (0-2). This was a wild, back and forth brawl. Tobizaru timed a pull and slapdown well and deflected a hard-charging Churanoumi into the front row. Gunbai to Tobizaru. But we have a mono-ii. Tobizaru stayed in but was there a hair-pull? Replay showed no grip on the hair at all. Hatakikomi.
Atamifuji (2-0) defeated Oshoma (0-2). Atamifuji wrapped up Oshoma and pressed him back to the bales. Some gaburi hip-pump action forced Oshoma over the bales. Yorikiri.
Sanyaku
Abi (1-1) defeated Shodai (0-2). Abi-zumo dispatched Shodai quickly. His nodowa got Shodai moving backwards. Abi then followed with powerful tsuppari and thrust Shodai from the fighting surface. Tsukidashi.
Ura (1-1) defeated Kirishima (0-2). Kirishima started well, blasting Ura to the edge. He assaulted Ura at the edge but could not thrust him over the bales. He tried an ill-conceived pull, allowing Ura back to the center of the ring. This gave Ura a chance to shift and use his lateral mobility and attempt some misdirection. Ura shifted right and Kirishima stumbled forward. Tsukiotoshi.
Wakatakakage (2-0) defeated Daieisho (1-1). Daieisho’s thrusts kept WTK at bay but then Daieisho tried a pull. What a mistake! Wakatakakage moved quickly and maintained his balance as he drove forward into Daieisho, thrusting him from the dohyo. Oshidashi.
Kotozakura (2-0) defeated Hiradoumi (0-2). Hiradoumi hit Kotozakura hard and tried to twist Kotozakura out. Kotozakura had Hiradoumi wrapped up well. He kept Hiradoumi centered and pressed forward, forcing Hiradoumi out. Yorikiri.
Onosato (2-0) defeated Oho (0-2). Oho wrapped up Onosato’s shoulder and pulled. Onosato used good foot work to stay up and angrily dispatched Oho at the edge, throwing the big boy on his butt. Oshitaoshi.
Hoshoryu (2-0) defeated Wakamotoharu (0-2) Jesus. Hoshoryu destroyed Wakamotoharu. Powerful nodowa then a follow up by wrapping his shoulder. Hoshoryu yanked Wakamotoharu around the ring and shoved him into the cameraman under the black tassel. All that for an Oshidashi?
Wrap-up
I will get back on JME to see about that SLA. Frankly, the early action was not that exciting. Though, my opinion may be colored by Takerufuji’s disappointing loss. He was way too high and was trying to do too much with a one-handed grip. I just expected much better against Tokihayate. There just seemed to be a lot of broken guys, too. Bushozan, Chiyoshoma, Takarafuji, Sadanoumi, and Tamawashi did not quite seem ready for the pace of their opponents. Maybe they’re still acclimatizing to Fukuoka?
It was a completely different story at the other end of the torikumi. Our Ozeki shared a bottle of smelling salts down in the shitakubeya because they came out firing on all cylinders. Hoshoryu absolutely obliterated Wakamotoharu, as if to say, “do you really think you belong back in Sanyaku?” Wow.
Tomorrow, Onokatsu will take on Shishi in an interesting early bout. Both men have done well to start this tournament. I hope there is some good action between here and the Tobizaru/Takanosho bout but frankly, I think we coast all the way to Wakatakakage versus Churanoumi before Day 3 action gets hot.
Hiradoumi will get his crack at Hoshoryu, then Kotozakura will face Oho and Onosato will take on Shodai in the musubi-no-ichiban. That’s a clash of my rally towels and after today’s action, I think the Shodai towel goes in the wash. Let’s get some good mojo going on Day 3!

