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Terunofuji hits a snag
Today, the Ozekiwake decided to make use of the Yokozuna’s self-assessment tool. Namely, ask Asanoyama for san-ban.
Unfortunately, the results of the test weren’t too good. It started out well enough:
土俵の上の照ノ富士。 pic.twitter.com/KVn6R98Zh9
— ハルタ (@727236) October 27, 2017
But out of 7 bouts, Asanoyama won four, and Terunofuji only three. Terunofuji’s technique must have been seriously lacking, as Takanohana, sitting as always by the side of the dohyo, felt compelled to interfere and offer advice. Terunofuji was duly thankful, but the lesson did not continue long. The kaiju’s damaged left knee started sending out alarms, and eventually Takanohana ordered him to stop the session, telling him “not to overdo it”.
The session was over, but we have a very headstrong kaiju on our hands. He stayed around and continued to perform Shiko. “I have to overdo it!” he said to the reporters.
Me? I’m strongly reminded of the Black Knight of Monty Python fame. “Just a flesh wound!”.
By evening time, however, the kaiju was back on the dohyo and able to hold up at least for the few seconds it took to beat Mitakeumi:
照ノ富士の勝ちを、出雲市出身のかんだゆうさんが裁いた。アナウンスされた途端かんだゆうさんに拍手喝采だった。 pic.twitter.com/9KyBYNg4ZE
— ハルタ (@727236) October 27, 2017
It remains to be seen, then, if this was just a bump in the road, or the beginning of a spectacular road accident.
(Based mostly on Nikkan Sports, but I strongly advise against looking at the original photo accompanying the article. That is, unless a clear view of a 187kg rikishi’s crotch, complete with jock itch, is your thing. The photographer must be a Kotoshogiku fan.)
Kakuryu continues to scale up
Kakuryu seems to have an organized and itemized practice plan for the entire Jungyo. He completed the yotsu practices, continued to oshi practices, and now he is increasing the level of competition.
The other Yokozuna and Ozeki have been avoiding any bouts with joi members, probably for tactical reasons. Kakuryu, however, decided to take up soon-to-be Komusubi Onosho today:
<秋巡業@松江場所>鶴竜と阿武咲の稽古。 #sumo pic.twitter.com/Ndsvk9sYSW
— 日本相撲協会公式 (@sumokyokai) October 27, 2017
He fought nine bouts with the special prize winner, of which he won 8 and lost 1. There’s certainly room for optimism about the recovering yokozuna here. “Of course I’ll participate. There is no pressure. I’ll just go out there and do what I always do”, he said despite the fact that his Shisho designated his next basho as “make or break”. “My ankle is fine even when I apply maximum load to it.”
Bouts
Shunba-Takatenshu
駿馬さんの突っ張り突っ張り突っ張り! pic.twitter.com/T2Z78hnvcH
— ハルタ (@727236) October 27, 2017
Heroic tsuppari from Shunba, but to no avail.
Aminishiki-Gagamaru
時間前のじゅんぎょで睨み合ったかと思いきや、GAGAの勇み足で勝負がついたのに安美錦には分からなかったので勝ち名乗りに驚いていた、のを眺めて蒼国来が笑いすぎてた。 pic.twitter.com/HwmNafKaEs
— ハルタ (@727236) October 27, 2017
Aminishiki doesn’t notice Gagamaru’s Isamiashi, prepares to leave the dohyo. Surprised to find that he is the winner.
Onosho-Takakeisho
阿武咲が北勝富士に抱きつきっ放し。 pic.twitter.com/52FXjyNF5n
— ハルタ (@727236) October 27, 2017
Onosho lands on Hokutofuji…
Musubi-no-ichiban
白鵬に稀勢の里の一番 pic.twitter.com/8xDEweR6r2
— nochy (@fog_wolves) October 27, 2017
Another angle but missing tachiai:
ラストの白鵬 対 稀勢の里
稀勢の里に勝ってほしかった〜〜😫 pic.twitter.com/46lJHKlPRR— し ん ど い (@karin2170) October 27, 2017
Can’t believe Kisenosato lost his footing like that. Completely untypical. Hakuho 8 – Kisenosato 4.
That’s at least the second time we’ve seen that spin move from Takakeisho in recent days…
Good eye! I wonder if he’s trying to be the next Ura.
As if you didn’t know that as soon as you said not to look at the picture with the jock itch, we would be compelled to click immediately on the link to behold the jock itch ;-)
I tried to avoid the clickbait effect by describing the horrors you will encounter if you click as clearly as possible. If you still went there… I think I can recommend some good therapists around Tel-Aviv.😝
Me too!! I was wondering if I should share my secret shame …
I don’t know about you and Hannah, but that photo has destroyed my libido for at least a week. Now I’m starting to wonder if it’s actually something wrong with me, and perhaps others find that… diaper rash… endearing. 😖
Definitely not endearing. And definitely TMI, but I couldn’t help but peek. I think the main fascination is with the thought process of whoever was responsible for publishing that picture. I mean, really?
Heh, that’s why I figured the photographer (or the Nikkan sports editor?) is a Kotoshogiku fan. I can’t think of any motive other than revenge. :-)
Here’s some Chiyomaru eye bleach.
https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/bvu9gencuaaki7k.jpg?w=580&h=435
He’s actually kinda cute. At least he is not drooling (oh, I had a terrible autocorrect here)…
Watching the Shunba bout again, are wrestlers below Juryo allowed to nodowa? I was wondering what options he had to “finish him” other than trying a belt throw. Because as soon as they went to the belt, Takatenshu just got him in reverse and ushered him out.
As far as I know, any professional wrestlers are allowed to use Nodowa and Harite to the face. There was this famous incident with Ikioi who used a harite to the face against Kotokanyu, who got angry and punched him after the match in the shitaku-beya, and had to retire as a consequence. Kotokanyu felt that it was undignified, but it was completely legal. This was when both were in Makushita. I believe the same rule applies to nodowa. Both are forbidden to amateurs for reasons of safety.